Sepasang suami isteri baru bercerai dan mereka bertengkar untuk tentukan hak penjagaan anak tunggal mereka. mereka pun pegi ke pejabat agama, jumpa kadi nak minta nasihat.Kadi tanye kat pompuan tu... ."kenapa awak rasa awak yang paling layak bela anak tu?Pompuan tu jawab,"saya yang mengandungkan anak tu.saya yang melahirkan anak tu.dia keluar dari perut saya"Kadi pun tanye si jantan..."hah... kamu... .bagi alasan kenapa anak tu, kamu yang patut bela""tuan kadi... kalaulah saya ada syiling seringgit, dan saya 'masukkan' dalam vending machine, pastu saya 'tekan satu butang pilihan, maka keluarlah setin air minuman. saya nak tanye tuan..air tin yang keluar dari mesin tu hak saya atau hak mesin?"jawab kadi, "hak kamu le.."jantan tu kata lak,"hah! sama le kes ni pun... Kan tuan, kan... kan? "
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow
I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called “Yellow”
So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all “Yellow”
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know I love you so,
You know I love you so
I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do
Cos you were all “Yellow”
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all “Yellow”
Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know
For you I’d bleed myself dry
For you I’d bleed myself dry
It’s true, look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And all the things that you do
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